TICK TOCK and UPDATE

When I decided to do this fast because it was exactly 2 weeks until my cousin is arriving... it hadn't occurred to me that this ALSO meant that I only have 2 and a half weeks left in Paris. Seroiusly, guys, how has 6 weeks gone SO SO SO fast? How is this fair? Erm, excuse me Time - what d'ya got to say for y'self?

I tick tick tock the clocks of the world. I am unstoppable and will forever tick tock the time away. Sometimes fast, sometimes deadly slow, but it shall forever tick tock away. Besides, It isn't my fault that you only got your FAT arse in gear in the last two weeks now, is it? The fact you have only watched ONE of your EIGHT films for French next year, and only STARTED RESEARCHING that film yesterday is YOUR problem, not the tick tock clock's. That you only started your juice fast yesterday and spent six weeks binging and failing, not the tick tock clock's fault

Damn. Time is R-U-D-E.

*update - 14:12*

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I have consumed... 2 glasses of banana nectar, 1 glass of clementine juice and 1 low cal smoothie coming in at the same kcal as a glass of juice. 4 glasses of juice - 14:13. I do not even WANT to eat. Because I am GOING TO DO THIS!! No fuck ups for Manda for ONCE. At the party tonight I plan on having diet coke, diet coke, diet coke no calorie goodness - so For the moment 6 glasses is working good. But like you say, what the hell does it really matter as long as I dont go over too much. :-)

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So now I am going to poodle along reading whilst holding disinfectant to my arm in hope that one of these 7 infected scratches will piss off. Hoping the mass intake of vits will help this. My body must be thinking...

Hey Brain, did you overorder this week? Just we just keep getting deliveries of
vitamins and I dont know where to store them all.

My body now appears to be a bar cafe.